Part time klepto

Last night was our Board/Staff/Volunteer holiday party complete with yankee swap (my gift was literally the last one picked...at least they kept it.)


This morning there was this:

"If you ever wants to see your chicken again fill an antique-y box with leather straps with ONE HUNDRED non-brown peanut M&Ms and leave it at the Development Office."

I may have swapped my gift into the bag of the Board President-Elect and taken his trophy chicken. Despite my boss' serious efforts to blow my cover, I now await 100 non-brown peanut M&Ms.