Saturday, April 19, 2008

bootylicious

There's a boy that runs with some of my pals in the UV. We've been out at the same watering hole a time or two. He noticed I have a dog - he too has a dog. He's uses this commonality as often as possible. Recently he's been using this commonality at 2 am asking if I'm around and if he can "come see Rusty". Last night after one such text it struck me like a thunderbolt: I just got booty-called! I am stupid and naive and had written such previous texts off as drunk dialing. But he's not drunk dialing, he doesn't want to chat, he doesn't want to meet up and have some drinks - he wants some booty. And he's operating via texts and use of my beloved dog. So inappropriate! I am a LADY for crying out loud.

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