Friday, December 7, 2007

Open Love Letter to John Krasinski


"Hi, my name is Kate. I'm an education co-ordinator for an anti-violence and stalking center in NH. I've seen you on TV and I love you. The kind of love where we make babies together. I think we would make very attractive babies. We should be together. My mother and coworkers agree. If you're single and interested please write back. We would have to meet at your place though, as I currently live in my mother's basement, and there are strict rules on fornication before marriage.

XO,
Your Future Wife"

2 comments:

Nathan said...
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Nathan said...

wow! you are so creepy! I thought we talked about this?